20+ Amazing Animal Facts You Didn’t Know

5 days ago

Ever wished to know why nature documentaries are narrated by people with calming, trustworthy and sage-like voices? It’s because they want you to believe that what they tell you is true. But thanks to Reddit we can now reveal that everything you’ve ever been told is a lie! Take a look at these explosive pictures to understand the true extent of the subterfuge we speak of. Feel free to add your own and don’t forget to comment. Together we’ll expose the truth about the animal kingdom!

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14 People Talk About The Weird, Creepy Stuff They Do With Their Pets

23 days ago

Its no secret that I hate animals. Yeah, yeah, get the pitchforks. Watch if I care.

I dont get it. I dont get pets. I dont ensure the appeal. Sue me.

But I f* ck with animal fans. Most of my friends like animals. I entail, I likely wouldnt even have a squadif I straight up was like, “F* CK ALL YOU PEOPLE WITH ANIMALS.” Because for whatever reason, yall all have pets.You living through, k?

I have watched people dosome weird sh* t with theirpets in my day, so I decided to do venture into the phenomenon.It should be noted that while I was gatheringthese narratives, every single person started with a similar disclaimer 😛 TAGEND

“I dont know if this is weird but”
“I dont know if this counts but”
“This might just be me but”

And then every single person followed this with something WEIRD. It get freaky up in here.

People talk and sing to their animals like people.

My mom sings to my puppy, Lola, while she’s sitting in her lap. She makes Lola dance by holding onto her limbs and moving them around. I can’t ever tell if she likes it or not.

Talia, 23

I talk to my birdlike he’s a normal person and then get a LITTLE riled when he doesn’t respond. Like not even a verbal response, just any response.

Like:
“Jeffery, What’s it like to be a parrot? ”
“…..”
“All right, well, f* ck you then.”

Eitan, 26

I sing to my cat, putting her name into other song lyrics. She loves it because she knows that tone of voice. A personal favourite is set to the “Josie and the Pussycats” theme song. Get it? Because she’s a cat.

— Emily, 25

I have four cats, so I’m a bonafide crazy cat dame. But if having four cats isn’t weird enough for you … I also like to sing anthems to my cats but replace the words with “meow” OR make up lyrics about my cats and their wonderfulness. I don’t think they appreciate my musical prowess as much as I enjoy singing to them, but … whatevs.

Gillian, 24


People feed them like theyre people, which attains me feel weird.

I feed my dog sage water( for her coughing ), a spoon of honey and sprinkle her food with cinnamon when she’s sick.

Also, endless selfies with the pooch is a MUST( yuh gotta !).

— Tamara, 26


They teach them to do people things. Like, only chill with a person.

My husky is really good at feeing from my fork and chopsticks … don’t judge us.

— Jim, 39


Full disclosure: This girls dog is the size of a person, and it scared me.

IDKif this counts, but my puppy is enormous and I carry her around like a baby.

Nina, 26


I cant.

I like to rub my puppy Chloe’s belly really hard and yell at her about being fat.

Hey, Chloe, why are you SO FAT JESUS CHLOE STOP EATING ALL THOSE MILK BONES NO ONE WILL EVER LOVE YOU JESUS CHRIST.

I fat-shame my dog and its entirely cool, right?

Also, I like to bite my cats nose. Softly I dont hurt her. Shes still a kitten and she lets me has become a dick to her, but I know my hour is a-comin.

I also kiss Chloe on her nose every morning when I wake up. We spoon together at night.

Izabella, 23


Chooch deserves to be shamed, honestly.

I poop-shame my cat, Chooch.

WHY IS YOUR POOPY SMELLY BUTT ON MY BED IT JUST HAD POOP COMING OUT OF IT WHY ARE YOU GROSS?

ALSO if the working group ever a bug or a spider, I grab Chooch and leave her in a room with it until she fees it so I dont have to deal with it. Hey, ASPCA!

— Ari *, 23


People act like stuff like this is OK, and it isnt OK.

It’s super normal for my puppy to come into the bathroom with me. She actually sits on the bathroom rug facing away from me as if she wants to support me by being in there but she also wants to give me my privacy. Also, if I’m taking a shower, she’ll wait in there with me and then she’ll basically lick my legs until they’re dry. We are BFFs.

— Tina, 23


He ran psycho because hes a cat. Just sayin.

I left a package delivery box out for my cat to hang out in( cats love boxes) and took it out to recycling a few weeks later. But then my cat started going totally psycho and sprinting around, meowing obnoxiously and being generally weird.

A few days later I got another delivery, left the box out again, and abruptly the cat was calm. So now I leave an empty cardboard box out in my apartment just to keep the cat from going berserk again. Basically what I’m saying is that my cat has taken over the apartment.

— Alexandra, 23


People treat animals like they are children.

I am preoccupied with my dog( he even has his own Instagram and sadly has more adherents than me ). I do a lot of weird shit with my dog … I make up new monikers for him daily( “Peanut butter, ” “Wolf, ” “Moose, ” “Boo-boo bear, ” “Bear, ” etc ).

I also talk in what I believe to be his voice all the time when it’s only the two of us. His name is genuinely proper so I always think of him as being high-class and a gentleman, so clearly he calls me “mother.”

tl ;d r: I am 100 percent convinced my dog calls me “mother.”

— Stacey, 30


And some people have pets that are celebrities.

My cat is a minor Internet celebrityand my boyfriend and I do a whole character/ voicefor our cat in which he is an aristocratic diva who is always looking back on his old prove days and judging other “common” cats.( I get him from a shelter but he happened to have been dumped by a breeder and is a purebred and former depict cat .) On some days he retires to his bed, which we call his “sulk cave” and which is something we imagine him just watching old clips from his career and asking us to leave his food outside the door.

I also have “conversations” with him in which I respond to his meows as if he is actually saying things to me. “Meow.” “Oh genuinely? ” “Meow.” “Is that so? ” “Meow.” “Tell me more.”

You may have heard that Kylo is very vocal .

A video posted by Kylo Ren (@ catam_driver) on Jan 22, 2016 at 7:21 pm PST

— Emily, 32


They even give them toys like they’re children and not pets who dont know what a plaything is. Because they are pets, and not children.

I talk to mine and she’s stone-deaf. Is that weird enough? And I feed her sock-monkey obsession.

— Suzanne, 50


And then there is this.

Every pet I’ve lost is sitting on my mantle( sorry to my hubby) and he knows and othersdoas well, that I want my first( Shiner) to be buried with me. When both of my last pups had to be put down, they had steak dinners and enjoyed chocolate and any other human food they wanted as well as a doggy cake I constructed for them.

— Molly, 24


Lets end with more talking-to-the-f* cking-pet-like-a-person.

IDK how weird this is, but I’m persuaded my sister’s dog has a voice, so when he looks at me a certain route or does something ridiculously cute and funny I like to narrate his actions/ supposes in that voice.

Like “UH, Aunt J … I’m, uh, just gonna rest my head right here on your leg under the table and, uh … I’ll been waiting for … ya know, hang out … just in caseeee you might want to share.

— Jennifer, 21

You are all freaks. Goodbye.

* Name has been changed .

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Check Out The Hilarious Entries Of The 2017 Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards

1 month ago

Since the birth of the selfie( and, well, the planet) we humen have been exploiting animals. From duck lips to the Snapchat dog filter to inducing bunny ears with our fingers, we are all guilty.

But the time has come for animals to re-claim their identity, with the proposed establishment of the Comedy Pet Photography Awards, which celebrates goofy animals in all their glory. This year’s rivalry attracted 2,500 entries from 73 different countries, and every single one is a must-see for animal fans …

Images often played tricks on the mind- such as this blue wildebeest who appears to be standing on his peers’ backs, when he’s actually just standing on a knoll.

Entries flooded in from Uganda, Mexico, Kazakhstan and New Zealand, as proud pet owners and photographers combated for the $2,680 prize money- and, the glory.

Other images relied purely on the animal’s hilarious facial expressions, such as these two mudskippers singing their hearts out on tidal mudflats in Krabi, Thailand. And check out this young elephant seal seeming especially shocked at his friend’s revelation in George Cathcart’s “WTF ?! ”.

The competition, which is partnered with the Animal Welfare Foundation and The Humane Society of the United States, highlights just how innocent and genuine animals are, whilst also encouraging pet owners to cherish their furry friends. Explaining the message behind the competition, the Comedy Pet Photography Awards write on their website:

“We love our pets. All of us involved in this competitor are totally in love with our animals. With this in intellect we are really keen that when we enjoy loadings of wonderful funny pet photos, we also use this superb opportunity to encourage us all to be better’ owners’ if you can call us that,’ parents’ perhaps, to the beasts in our care.”

The competition hopes to use its platform to spread the message that animal welfare is still, and always will be, a prominent topic up for discussion:

“The whole topic of animal welfare is overwhelming. Just when we think we are getting on top of something you suddenly realise that ten other problems spring to mind. In the world of pets, even in countries that watch themselves as leaders in welfare there are many problems we need to tackle.”

The competition, which includes awardings for ”Pets Who Appear Most Like Their Owners”, ran for the first time this year. But, despite this, thousands of people entered with the hope of being crowned the supreme win of the funniest animal photo. Another image presents a giraffe checking a plane’s security in Graeme Guy’s “Outsourcing Seatbelt Checks”- taken in Masai Mara, Kenya.

After much careful deliberation from the magistrates, such as wildlife superstar Kate Humble, the overall winner of the competitor was Nando Harmsen from the Netherlands, who submitted this amusing snap … Tom Sullam, African landscape photographer and founder of the awards, was overwhelmed by the support the event received, especially from those with little to no photography develop:

“Although some images had been shot on smartphones most of them were sharp and well composed and, as photographers, both Paul and I were thrilled to see so much quality from entrants utilizing non-professional photographic equipment! ”

Whilst thousands entered, thousands of others have viewed the amusing photo which is currently being, understandably, running viral. After all, who can defy animals in their purest form? Just like this baby dormouse pictured on the top of a yarrow flower in Monticelli Brusati, Italy- have you ever seen such pleasure !?

So, it is safe to say that the message of animal welfare is being received loud and clear across the globe. But, the prospect of entering next year’s competitor is also stirring mass interest with animal lovers who cannot wait to showcase their perfect pets! In fact, for those of us who are blessed to have animals in our life, we likely already have a camera roll full of peculiar images that we have snapped haplessly as and when the few moments develops- which, lets face it, is all the time as animals are nature’s jokers. If you are an animal lover, have your eyes peeled for next year’s rivalry, which promises to be a real explosion of hysterical snaps that will give you plenty of reasons to smile. Or, why not be a part of it and enter next year’s rivalry? Remember: A pet is for life , not just for a photography award. So, if you don’t already have a pet, but want to partake, why not head down to your local puppy shelter and volunteer to stroll them? But don’t forget to share your prize money if you win! Still desperate for more animal goodness? This video devotes brings you the best of our furry friends:

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Brazilian jaguar’s killing inspires calls for curbs on use of wild animals

1 month, 17 days ago

Animal welfare groups condemn use of jungle cat like a trophy on display after jaguar was shot having escaped after an Olympic torch ceremony

Animal welfare groups in Brazil have called for restrictions on the showcasing of once-wild animals following the lethal shooting of a jaguar that escaped its handlers after an Olympic torch rite in the Brazilian Amazon.

The 17 -year-old female which had been given the name Juma was killed at a zoo in Manaus attached to a military training centre where the Olympic event took place.

The jungle cat which is on the list of near-threatened species was supposed to have been tranquillised, but freed itself from its shackles and approached a soldier who killed it with a single shot.

The military which operates the zoo where Juma was kept said the killing was necessary to protect the team that was trying to recapture her.

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Baby Seeing Chickens For First Time

1 month, 21 days ago

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Weasel spots his brand new doll … funny!

1 month, 23 days ago

While cat videos dominate the internet, its important to share your love to other animals online as well. Take the weasel for instance.

These guys dont get any attention! Yet they are totally cute, and very loving little animals. Im telling you, you got to give some serious loving to some silly weasel videos! Ozzy is the cute weasel in this video. Weasels are commonly hunters, but since Ozzy is a rescue and lives inside he doesnt need to fend for his food. Instead he gets to hang out and play with toys while doing his war dance which is totally normal behavior for the weasel. Some say its used in the wild to disorient prey before they strike. Ozzys owner describes the war dance during play 😛 TAGEND

In domestic animals, the war dance usually follows play or the successful capture of a toy or a stolen object and is commonly held to mean that the weasel is exhaustively enjoying itself.”

Very cool! Check out this awesome animal and his war dance technique which he performs on his toys!

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Dachshund’ Hot’ Dogs Heinz Ketchup Super Bowl Commercial

1 month, 27 days ago

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This Pup Can Recognise The Difference Between Dogs And Human On TV

2 months, 11 days ago

Some people say that dogs are dumb, but I don’t buy any of that nonsense.

Having a few of these critters myself, I can tell you with certainty that the stunts they pull in order to sneak food is proof positive that they’re intelligent. Require more evidence than that? Well, this person’s dog can tell the difference between people and animals…and not only in real life.

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While this human was watching his favorite cartoon one day, his puppy started freaking out. The reasons for will leave you feeling totally convinced that our four-legged friends are smarter than they let on.

Okay, he didn’t realize that one of them was a dog, but to his credit, Brian is one severely weird excuse for a canine.

Pretty impressive, right? I bet he sets those brains to good use around the house.

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She Determines Her Ponies Napping In The Barn And Presents A Side Of Them That Most Person Never Watch

3 months, 12 days ago

Did you know that horses can pass gas better than your weird uncle at thanksgiving dinner could ever hope to?

Some of you know what I’m talk about this, and the rest truly don’t want to know about it anyways, but at the very least it’s still funny!

Liz Mitten Ryan detected a pretty funny horse moment at her horse retreat Equinisity involving more than one horse, passed out on their sides after a delicious dinner actually stinkin’ up the place! In fact, the farting is so loud that it’s what brought her attention to the barn in the first place!

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25 Friendly Neighborhood Faces Who Just Wanted To Pop By And Say Hello

4 months, 21 days ago

Even if you don’t have a pet of your own, opportunities are there’s still a little animal buddy in your life you look forward to seeing. Maybe it’s a friendly face on your route to the office every day or a new buddy you bumped into on vacation.

Whatever the reason, there’s simply no stopping the smile they put on your face when you consider their silly ones gazing back at you. They’re happy to brighten your day for a small exchange of cuddles…and if you happen to share a treat with them too, well, even better!

1. “Got any snacks ?? “

2. “Wow, you’re only just now getting out of bed? “

3. “You call that a sway? “

4. “Okay, let’s hit up the nearest Burger King.”

5. “You call it trash, we call it breakfast.”

6. I’m not sure I’d ever make it to work if this face was on my way.

7. “Did you ensure which route that bird ran? “

8. “I’m merely a normal dog! I swear! Woof! “

9. Every hour they light up the grill…

10. The tiniest, grumpiest little guy.

11. “Ahem, the bird feeder isn’t going to fill itself.”

12. These drama club kids have got the pathetic “feed me” face down pat.

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13. “Good neighbors share their tuna casserole. Just sayin’.”

14. This fluffy lil’ guy definitely wants to play a game with you.

15. “No, don’t go! My chin needs more scratches !! “

16. “You have the best narratives, dude.”

17. “Can’t sleep either, huh? “

18. You gave him bacon once and now every time…

19. “I think this selfie really captures my majesty, don’t you? “

20. “We can talk about winter after you hand over that ham sandwich.”

21. “Shh, you can’t ensure me. I’m a master of disguise.”

22. “Ugh, I got sand in my shell. Little assistance? “

23. “Aw yeah, you gotta soak in these rays with me, man.”

24. “You’re so embarrassing.” “Whatever, I’m hungry! “

25. It’s not a backyard party without this subtle guest.

It’s like the animal equivalent of having nieces or nephews. All the adorable, cute faces without having to worry about picking up their poo later on!

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