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29 Terrible Tourist Faux Pas People Make in Major Cities Around the Globe1 month, 3 days ago
We’ve all traveled somewhere, even if it’s just a different city in the U.S., and made an embarrassing tourist mistake.
Mispronouncing city names, using lingo we’ve heard in movies that actually make no sense, asking silly questions.
But we’ve also seen tourists come to our cities and stick out like a sore thumb.
Whether you are the local or you are the traveler, we all know some serious tourist faux pas that ’cause you to stick out like a sore thumb.
Trust us, you are going to want to read these to save yourself some serious embarrassment.
Lunch Time in Madrid, Spain
Madrid redefines “late lunch”. The normal lunch time in Spain is usually around 2 or 3 pm.
It’s best to follow the crowds and enjoy lunch when everyone else does, even if it feels a little later than usual.
No Haggling in Tehran, Iran
Supermarkets in Tehran are so used to people bargaining prices that they have raised the overall cost to stop the haggling.
Grab your goodies and get going. No use in haggling, you’ll probably end up paying more.
No Camouflage in Cairo, Egypt
I think camouflage should be banned everywhere. But locals in Cairo see camouflage as you not blending in, but basically a big red flag that you are a tourist.
Don’t wear it while traveling, it will make you stand out more than blend in.
Helmets Are A No-No in Amsterdam, Netherlands
I am all for safety but apparently, safety shows weakness in Amsterdam and it means you aren’t a local. Tourists stick out if they wear helmets while traveling around the beautiful city that is known for being bicycle friendly.
Being Super White in Rome, Italy
I mean there’s really no way to change this but, if you have white skin and fair hair, Italians will know you are a tourist. One local said, “We often understand they’re tourists by their pale glow.”
Being Super Tan in Seattle, Washington
Quite the opposite of Rome, if you show up in Seattle with a sweet tan, people will know you do not come from the rainy city.
You might get a lot of compliments about your radiant skin but you will also get the question, “You aren’t from around here, are you?”
Saying “Flip-Flops” In Melbourne, Australia
Flip-flops are not a thing in the land down under. The proper term is “thongs” which makes me cringe a little. But I don’t want to embarrass myself in front of the Aussies so I guess I will be saying thongs.
Watching Street Performers in Boston, Massachusetts
If you’re a local in Boston, you have zero time to watch that magician on the street. Tourists usually aren’t in a rush so they can toss a few coins at the breakdancing Spider-Man. Everybody else is trying to cram onto the subway and get to where they are going.
Being Nice in Johannesburg, South Africa
It’s not that locals aren’t nice, they just aren’t chatty nice, if you know what I mean. One local said, “Not only do we not have the patience for it, but we’re also wary of the safety risk of stopping to talk to some random person on the street.”
Basically, keep the chitchat to a minimum.
Feeding the Squirrels in Alberta, Canada
Canadians respect their wildlife and know that feeding them is more harmful than helpful. If they see you handing out nuts to the squirrels or popcorns to the birds, you’ll officially label yourself as a tourist.
Going to Times Square in New York, New York
Locals, apparently, wouldn’t be caught dead hanging out in one of the busiest parts of the city, I wonder why?
Tourists, meanwhile, will spend a good chunk of their time snapping photos in the iconic Times Square.
Ordering a Full English Breakfast in London
A full English breakfast is also known as a fry-up and if you are caught with one, just know everyone can tell you aren’t from here. It’s a dead give away.
Order some tea and a bagel or something. Keep it classy.
Wearing a Suit as Business Attire in San Francisco
Apparently suits are so not a thing in San Francisco. If you wear one to an interview people will know you’re an outsider. Most men wear business casual clothes.
Pronouncing the “G” in Edinburgh, Scotland
Wow, am I glad I know this one now. I feel like this would be really embarrassing. Apparently it’s pronounced like “Edinburra”, according to the locals.
I’ll have to practice this one a couple times before I take my dream vacation to Scotland.
Owning a Nice Car in New Hampshire
If you’ve got a shiny car, it usually means you’re in New Hampshire on the weekends, just visiting your second home and are not planning on staying long.
Throwing Out Your Gum in Singapore
Gum is illegal in Singapore and citizens are known for following rules so if you’re seen smacking some gum and throwing it on the ground, you might get some nasty looks.
Visiting Navy Pier in the Summer in Chicago, Illinois
Summers in Chicago are amazing, attracting visitors from all over. But if you find yourself at the Navy Pier in the sunny season, you’ll be among many other tourists and all the locals might roll their eyes because they came to see it in the fall before it was crowded.
Whistling Indoors in Moscow, Russia
Whistling indoors is just a no-no. Russians believe whistling is like blowing your money away, so you will definitely get some strange looks because you’re that tourist who is blowing all their cash in a foreign country.
Using an Umbrella in Portland, Oregon
All locals just accept the rain. Maybe they’ll have a raincoat, but it’s mostly their persistence and bravery that keeps them dry.
They don’t wait for the rain to let up, they just keep their heads down and get from place to place, with wet shoulders and sneakers.
Saying “Barca” in Barcelona, Spain
Just don’t do it. It sounds wrong, it makes the locals cringe and there’s just no reason to.
Leaving a Large Tip in London
Everything might be better in London. Restaurant staff earn a reasonable wage, so large tips aren’t normal or expected. Servers don’t rely on tips as much as they do in the United States.
A large tip will probably make for a happy server, but they will know you aren’t from around here.
Spilling Beer in Dublin, Ireland
No matter how many beers you have or how drunk you are, you never waste a drop of that liquid gold in Dublin.
If you walk around the bar and spill your drink, you will look like a fool. Handle your liquor folks, or the Irish will know you’re a tourist.
Quoting The Hangover in Las Vegas, Nevada
Locals hate this and they really hate those tee shirts where Alan is carrying the baby. That joke about Caesar’s Palace is also so old. Just let it die.
Obeying Traffic Laws in Mexico City, Mexico
Respecting road signs and stoplights in Mexico City may seem like the appropriate thing to do, but it may make you stand out or get you ran over.
One local said “you see confused tourists being pushed by the locals because we just can’t wait to cross even if the stoplight turned green 2 seconds after.”
Avoiding Using Place Names in the Hawaiian Islands
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“The surest way to identify a visitor to the islands (our polite word for ‘tourist’) is their mispronunciation (or avoidance) of place names,” says one local.
With names like: Pāʻia, Honoapiʻilani Highway, Māʻalaea and Kāʻanapali, it’s easy to see why visitors avoid any attempt at pronunciation. It is fun to try though.
Wearing Nice Shoes in Canada
With frigid weather and slippery sidewalks, if you’re wearing anything other than snow boots, you aren’t from around these woods.
Nice shoes get ruined and won’t keep your feet warm, Canadians know that. Strap up your boots and throw on your Canadian Goose parka to stay warm and blend in.
Bringing Up Fargo in Minneapolis, Minnesota
They get it; this is where Fargo was filmed. It was a long time ago. It’s okay to let it go.
Also, calling the city the Minneapolis-St. Paul area is a faux pas. Just call it what it is: the Twin Cities.
Pretending To Be Rocky in Philadelphia
The entrance to the Philadelphia Museum of Art has 72 steps and if you are caught running up them with your fists in the air, you have labeled yourself as a tourist.
It is so tempting to channel your inner Sylvester Stallone and climb these steps with valor and speed, but no local in their right mind will waste their energy.
Photographing Deer in Colorado
They are everywhere, people. Deer are like the pigeons of New York City; plentiful and always in your way. If you see someone sticking their head out of the car to snap a pic, they are definitely a tourist.
Ready to Travel?
If this didn’t give you the travel bug in a weird way, I don’t know what will. Now you have the knowledge to show up and act like a true local, wherever you go!
Share this with your fellow travel lovers and pass on the wisdom.
19 People Who Clearly Don’t Know What Satire Is2 months, 17 days ago
In the age of “FAKE NEWS!,” it can be difficult to discern which news items are real and which are spewing false, hateful information.
But satire? That stuff’s pretty obvious.
Even when an article is hitting you over the head with satire, some people still won’t get it.
These hilariously sad moments are captured in the Subreddit AteTheOnion, and they are all gloriously cringe-worthy.
Here are 19 of the best ones.
Tall Emma Watson
How could anyone think this is for real?!
Clickhole is pretty good with Photoshop, but it’s still pretty obvious that this whole concept is absurd.
Your mom joke
This is an A+ mom joke from the satire masters at Clickhole, and pixelly pixel-face doesn’t get it.
She died anyway
What this article does is point out the futility of striving for and celebrating the longest life possible.
And what this commenter does is point out that some people don’t get it.
Bananas still most popular
You know, there are a lot of useless “studies” out there, so I can kind of understand this one. Kind of.
The next one really hits the far right where it hurts.
Who’s the snowflake now?!
And on a separate note, It’s Veggie Tales. Veggie Tails provides a whole separate, terrifying image.
Eye enlargement surgery
This is so absurd it’s hard to believe that even these commenters actually believe it.
But then again, who thinks before they write something in the comment section?
This post starts pretty typically for someone falling for satire.
But then we get to, “No space, Earth is flat!” and now I have so many questions.
There are so many things in that headline that make it absurd beyond all reason and clearly something that no zoo would ever do.
I love how a headline about the WWE immediately turned into “the liberal agenda.”
They’ll really go off about anything, huh?
The next one is extremely insane, and it’s bonkers that anyone fell for it.
Obviously, if a horse bit a baby, it would be harmful.
And no one is going around giving babies to horses to bite. J, get it together.
Three years old
Have you ever read a comment and then just wanted to shake some common sense into that person?
Of course, you have. You’re on the Internet, after all.
That! Is! The! Joke!
Wowow this list is making me way angrier than it should be.
This is so silly and so funny, and I’m so mad that these idiots ruined this great joke by taking it seriously.
This joke deserves better.
How much do you want to bet that someone responded to this person telling him it’s satire and he said something like, “I know, I was also making a joke,” even though he totally wasn’t?
The next one will make you die a little bit inside.
This person clearly doesn’t know what the word “alphabetically” means, which is actually the embarrassing thing here.
Thank you to the second commenter for “Thatsthejoke.jpg,” possibly the perfect response to any of these crazy commenters.
It definitely would be terrible if it were real, but it’s not.
But also, I kind of wouldn’t put it past I.C.E. to do this because they are evil.
I believe this is a response to one time when he went hunting.
This person neglected to comment on why Chris Pratt loves sandpaper so much, just that Jesus is only sixth on his faith list.
Donald Glover/Childish Gambino
…They look super similar because they are the same person.
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This wife awards a “Cat of the Month” in their house every month. They have one cat.
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Twitter user Blake Messick was trying to publish something and noticed that his neighbor had gotten a new wireless printer and forgotten to set his password big no-no if you live next to this dude.