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The actor built illuminate of sitting on sacred rocks in Hawaii during a Hunger Games shoot. But were not laughing
How do you define sacred? One simple answer: its something you keep your butt off. Jennifer Lawrence get that memo, but decided to disregard it. In a recent interview she remembers her butt-scratchin on sacred stones while shooting Hunger Game in Hawaii. They were, to her mind, a useful tool to alleviate her of itchiness.
In specific comments, which she made on a recent episode of the BBCs Graham Norton Show this week, she says: There were sacred stones I dunno, they were ancestors, who knows they were sacred. She goes on to say: Youre not supposed to sit on them, because youre not supposed to expose your genitalia to them. But she did. I, however, was in a wetsuit for this whole shoot oh my god, they were so good for butt itchines!
She knew this was a gross culture breach that much is clear but Lawrence decided to go ahead and desecrate the rocks anyway.
A phaku( stone) can be sacred for a number of reasons. In some examples it is because it may be the physical show of a deity or ancestor. In other occurrences, it may have to do with the purpose of the boulder such as birthing stones imbued with mana( spiritual power) of the chiefs. None of these things mattered to Lawrence.
Lawrences story shores up a long line of Hollywood productions that have taunted traditional Hawaiian spiritual faith. As scholar Lisa Kahaleole Hall notes in an essay titled: Hawaiian at Heart and other fictions, Hawaii 5-0 and Magnum PI in the 1970 s and 80 s and Survivor today, set the stage for this attitude. Meanwhile, cable programming on Nick at Nite has introduced a whole new generation to the secret kahuna curse raised when the Brady Bunch went to Hawaii.
This has to do with the kitsch-factor that continues to beset Kanaka Maoli indigenous Hawaiians and Hawaii. As Hall puts it: This has significant political implications, because by making Hawaiianness seem ridiculous, kitsch functions to undermine sovereignty struggles in a very fundamental style. A culture without dignity cannot be conceived of as having sovereign rights, and the repeated marketing of kitsch Hawaiian-ness leads to non-Hawaiians misunderstanding and degradation of Hawaiian culture and history.
Also, the retelling of this story for amusement value stimulates Hawaiians and our ancestors the butt of her gag. Consider her reply when the pkahu which she describes as a giant boulder was dislodged and supposedly virtually killed the sound technician on the set when it rolled down the mountain. As she tells it: All the Hawaiians were like, Oh my God, its the curse. And Im in the corner going, Im your curse. I wedged it loose with my ass.
It is high time that people realize that despite the unbridled colonial violence of modernity, for many indigenous individual and peoples, the sacred persists in our 21 st century world. Mni Wiconi( Water is life in Lakota) is the banner for many of the indigenous individuals, tribal nations and other collectives working to protect sacred water, the source threatened by DAPL. They have brought their understandings of the sacred into the mainstream though there is still much work to do.
Settler colonialism has historically deemed non-Christian concepts of the sacred as a form of barbarian superstition. This thinking persists today. Thats why we who are indigenous must assert and claim our monarch and spiritual connections to our respective deities and ancestral realms regardless of others laughter and dismissal. In the mean time, Lawrence should learn to scratch herself some other way.
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Yesterday we insured multiple hotshots from around the globe debut in the North American League Championship Series( LCS ), but theres one that no one seems to be talking about.
He didnt have the most exciting performance in his game on Saturdayhe played Orianna, a support mid laner, and didnt score a kill until 43 minutes into the match( finishing with a 2/3/ 12 KDA ). But Alexey Alex Ich Ichetovkin won the first LCS game hes played since April 15, 2014, and winning is enough for one of League s most legendary players.
Ichetovkin is a mixture of tired and composed, likely ready to head home to relax and prepare for tomorrow. We chat about Diablo 3 he snuck in a little time on Friday for the launch of the new season, but hes merely level 43. His beautiful wife, Ekaterina, hovers around him with a phone, actively streaming to an audience of 40 or so Russians, die hard fans and friends happy to see their idol back in the big league. He asks if she can sit in on the interview, saying the viewers wont be able to understand us anyway. She defines up in the corner, telephone trained on Ichetovkin.
After over a year and a half of effort, hes returned to vying in the top league. When I ask him how he feels about it, he shrugs. Those 40 Russians watching are more excited than he is.
Well I gotta go to LCS again he sighs, slouching in his chair like a laborer returned from a dreary 9-to-5. Of course, thats only Ichetovkins patented dry humor. Hes clearly happy to be back on the big stage. But even so, for a veteran like him( one with multiple championships to his name ), it really is just another day on the job. Some might mistake such attitudes for indifference, a difficult place to stand in the extremely competitive world of esports. But in many ways that kind of level-headed mentality is enviable for a pro gamer. Ichetovkin just saves his flame for where reference is needs it.
I feel like LCS as a league is a bit tiresome for players, he says. Its a long run, so you need to be careful, you dont need to be super excited. You merely need to be chill and go in with a clear mindset.
The playoffsor relegationis when you need that intensity. The aim is to avoid relegation, Ichetovkin says, but Renegades will be happy with playoffs. In what looks like the strongest LCS field ever, itll be tough for Renegades to make it. But theyre on their way with a victory against Team Liquid in their LCS debut.
“You need to be careful, you dont need to be super excited. You simply need to be chill and go in with a clear mindset .
Not merely was the match the LCS debut of Renegades, the team Ichetovkin joined in March last year, but it was a good old fashioned grudge match against what should prove to be a bitter rival, Team Liquid. The founder of Renegades, Chris Badawiwho dedicated Ichetovkin a chance to play in America after his first squad of the states of the region fell apartwas accused of tampering by Team Liquid in May, eventually leading to a Riot Game ruling that banned Badawi from officially participating with the team throughout 2016.
Even for Ichetovkinthe consummate professionalthat entails something. Or it would have, if he remembered that detail before the match. When I asked him about it, he seemed perplexed for a moment. There would be a lot of rivalry, at least in my head, if I recollected it! I forgot about it, he said. Human … I wish I played better.
Of course, the 2/3/ 12 Orianna performance isnt what fans expect from Ichetovkin, a player famous for flying around a squad battle as Khazix, scoring kill after kill. But its the role he was tabbed to play in the team composition, providing control through devastating ultimates and using his shields to enable the Renegades superstar everyone is talking about, Ale Freeze Knnek. Ichetovkin actually teamed with Knnek on Ninjas in Pyjamas in 2014, but since then Knnek has shown the world hes a premiere marksman talent during two seasons in the LCS with the Copenhagen Wolves. The Czech AD carry was one of the offseasons hottest commodities, and Badawi managed to woo him to Renegades.
Any team would be lucky to slot a player like Knnek into the lineup. Squads like Team SoloMid and Team Liquid considered signing him this offseason. In a different world Knnek wears Liquid blue, but today, he was destroying themposting an 11/2/ 7 KDA on Kalista while dealing 38.7 percent of his squads damage.
Hes a really good mechanical AD carry so you can rely on him doing well just outplaying the enemy, winning the lane. You dont need to worry about that part of video games, Ichetovkin says. But in a League world where macro play and communication are becoming more and more important, getting superstar production from Knnek wasnt as simple as slotting him into the lineup.
I guess at first it went hard, Ichetovkin said. But now were detecting our ways to communicate with each other, our ways of playing. I think hes doing really well This was our main run, were working with him as a squad, and everyone as a squad. I think its running really for us.
Even last year, when some viewed Renegades as an all-star lineup ready to stomp the Challenger Series, they were not a squad that predominated through individual talent, but through better understanding of video games. Yesterday, Team Liquid may have fielded a more individually-skilled lineup led by solid performances from Chae Piglet Gwang-jin and mid laner Kim Fenix Jae-hun. But Renegades maintained Team Liquid on the back foot from the get-go, constructing a lead with skilled team play and never devoting an opening for Liquid to get back in the game.
Part of that success is likely due to featuring veterans like Ichetovkin and Alberto Crumbzz Rengifo in the jungle, but the coach-and-fours have had an impact, too. Coaching is a luxury new to even Ichetovkin, a five year veteran. The emergence of coaching in Western League of Legends is a relatively new phenomenon, and Ichetovkins been away from the LCS. While Gambit Gaming had a coach-and-four, it wasnt even comparable to Renegades resources.
It was much worse, Ichetovkin said. Now … its a super new experience and I think its working out for us really well. Coaching staff helped us a lot. He credits David Hermes Tu with helping the team out of a couple slump, and with discovering a squad identity that works for them when they are added Knnek. We started winning scrims, and now you can see it in the LCS.
Of course, coach-and-four Tu might have some words for his players after his team took nearly half an hour to close out a match where they had an 8k gold lead at 35 minutes.
We had three opportunities to close the game out but we ran for some weird stuff. We chased Viktor, it get people killed, it slowed us down super hard.
Its simply the first game of LCS. We played fairly sloppy. Well try to work out our mistakes and get better on stage .
So far thats par for the course during a new year and new season of the LCS. Renegades featured a dive composition featuring Kalista, launching an Orianna-ball laden Alistair into foes to grab pickings. But Team Liquid countered with Janna, allowing them to disengage fast. You wont ensure many gold graphs as smooth as the one proving the lead Renegades methodically built through 30 minutes in this game, steadily utilizing their map motions and engage ability to force Team Liquid away from key objectives and even farm. But a few key mistakes in the midgame constructed closing out the match a dicey affair. And with everyone in video games sporting Ionian Boots of Lucidity, devoting both teams more chances to use Flash, it was difficult for either team to start a fight late.
Its just the first game of LCS, he said. We played pretty sloppy. Well try to work out our mistakes and get better on stage. I guess all the mistakes, we could have avoided them.
If Renegades can do that, theyll be well on their route to success in what should be the toughest season of LCS in history.
It wasnt a glamorous return to the LCS for Ichetovkin, one of League of Legends formative hotshots. Hes likely not a superstar talent any longer. Maybe its okay fans arent cheering his return, instead turning to newer stars like Knnek. Ichetovkin isnt wholly aroused about it, after all. But Ichetovkins tale isnt always one of exhilaration, its the histories of a man who proves that when we call esports professional, we really mean it.
Photos via ESL& Riot Game | Remix by Jacob Wolf
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Though ABC’s Roseanne reboot is a bona fide ratings success, the indicate has become a lightning rod for controversy, with Roseanne Barr’s right-wing notions drawing ire from the left and praise from conservatives in equal measure. Now, the primetime network is taking major steps to make sure the prove caters to viewers on both ends of the political spectrum: ABC is balancing out Roseanne ’s pro-Trump opinions by airing a scene after every episode where Donald Trump drowns in the Conner family bathtub.
Finally, a Tv show that both Democrats and Republicans alike can find something to like about!
Starting with next week’s Roseanne , each episode’s shutting credits will be followed by a short clip of President Trump flailing face-down in the Conners’ bathtub until he is completely motionless, a change that ABC hopes will counterbalance Roseanne Barr’s endorsement of Trump policies throughout the rest of the present. The studio audience’s reaction to seeing President Trump drown in a working-class family’s bathroom will be a mixture of applause and booing, an additional measure intended to guarantee that both liberal and conservative positions are represented on the show.
“Our programming is meant to be enjoyed by viewers of all political persuasions, so by adding a recurring segment where President Trump dies in 4 inches of bath water, we hope that Roseanne is regarded as fair, balanced, and entertaining to everyone, ” told Channing Dungey, President of ABC Television, in a press release announcing the news. “Our nation is more divided than ever before, and that’s why we’re striving to create a show that brings people together, whether they’re tuning in to watch Roseanne Conner rip into her sister’s liberal faiths or to watch her husband, Dan, screaming after he walks into the bathroom and detects President Trump’s waterlogged corpse mutely floating in his bathtub.”
Wow. Time will tell whether having President Trump drown in the Connor’s bathtub in a new way every single week will incentivize more left-leaning spectators to tune in, but in such polarized hours, it’s a noble move on ABC’s part either way. Other TV networks better take note, because ABC is bridging the divide between liberals and conservatives, and they’re build it appear easy, too!
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