Jonathan Cheban Is A Very Angry Man2 months, 13 days ago
So anyway, this guy Trevor wrote a gag on Twitter, as one does 😛 TAGEND
LOL, classic Trevor.
I did a quick. 2 second Google search and deduced that Above Average, where the article quoted in the tweet comes from, is a slapstick website. But I entail, I didn’t even need to do that, seeing as anyone with a functioning frontal lobe was reasonable to conclude that a rat is not earnestly employed by Kanye West to chew holes in his Yeezy clothing line.( But if one is, I want his chore .)
Most days when you tweet at a celebrity you don’t expect a reply, but Jonathan Cheban is no median celebrity. In some screen shootings “were in” emailed by one of Trevor’s friends, Jonathan clapped back in a DM. I would like to note here that we did not substantiate the authenticity of said DM, because we’re not fucking CSI. Also I would have messaged Jonathan on Twitter and ask him to confirm the tweet, but like I said, he blocked us. Anyway, buckle the fuck up, because this was Jon’s response to this( fairly innocuous and admittedly funny) gag 😛 TAGEND
Like, whoa. Way harsh, Jon. I appreciate that he’s taken a page out of Chad “I’ll buy your family and induce them my family” Johnson’s Twitter feud playbook, but damn. I would insert my commentary, but honestly, this message speaks for itself.
And in case you were wondering( I know I was ), Jonathan Cheban does actually own multiple companies, including a garb line, Kritik; a restaurant, Sushi MiKasa; a screen defender/ mirror product called Glam Screen; an amusement and lifestyle website called The Dishh; and a fast food restaurant called Burger Bandit that I am told has some of the best burgers in Lynbrook, Long Island. All of that info came straight from Wikipedia and not a direct threat I only received from the Cheban camp, BTW.
So I guess the lesson here is if you come for Jonathan Cheban, you best not miss. Now if you’ll all join me in a brief moment of stillnes for our Twitter mentions. RIP.
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