30 Screenshots You Are Constantly Sharing With Your Best Friend2 months, 17 days ago
I don’t know about you, but the photos on my phone representone thing and one thing merely: screenshots.
Screenshots of weird sh* t guys have sent me, screenshots of ugly snaps of my friends, screenshots of shoes I may or may not buy online. If there is a moment I can capture on my screen, odds are I’vedone it.
Is the Camera Roll on your phonelooking pretty screenshot-free? Do me a favor and click on the “Details” button in your text thread with your best friend.I didthis in theconversation I have going with my own best friend, and as I scrolled through the thousands — yes, thousands — of images sent back and forth, I realized something: We ONLY send each other screenshots.
Lots and lots and LOTS of screenshots.
I mean, why Explain to her what Im talking about with my crush when I can just send her a picture of the conversation? Why would I DESCRIBE to her what the two dresses Im choosing between online look like when I could just send her the images? Screenshots make sense.
There are just so many different kinds of them.
So, I did what I do best and I made a list. Here are the 30 screenshots you are constantly sharing with your best friends.
1. Screenshots of the text he sent you after your first date
I know he said he “had so much fun with you last night, but do you see how he utilized no punctuation ?!? Why did he use no punctuation ?!?
2. Screenshots of the heinous Snap you simply sent her
Bitch, Im saving this quadruple chin shot until the working day I die.
3. Screenshots of the two handbags youre choosing between
I know they appear almost exactly the same, but if you appear closely, do you notice how the second one has a zipper on the side? What do you think? I cant decide. Which is more “me”?
4. Screenshot of the most wonderful human alives Tinder profile
LOOK AT THIS MAN AMONGST MEN!
5. Screenshot of the most wonderful man alives ridiculous Tinder bio
Okay, his bio MIGHT be I like to f* ck you from behind hard and fast, but he could still be like untapped potential boyfriend material?
6. Screenshot of your mom’s text that only your best friend would even understand
Is this not the most classic “my mother” thing you have ever seen?
7. Screenshot of that text your mom sent her asking to hang out
Pretty sure shes always loved you more than me, anyway
8. Screenshot of that text you sent him five hours ago
IS HE KIDDING ME ?! WHY HAS HE STILL NOT RESPONDED ?!?!
9. Screenshot of the funny joke you just made in your other conversation
LOL, check me out; Im on fire.
10. Screenshot of what that b* tch in the group text just said so you guys can sh* t on her privately
Is it only me or is she being a passive-aggressive c* nt? Shes being a passive-aggressive c* nt, right?
11. Screenshot of the ridiculous Facebook status the random girl from high school just made
SHE IS SITTING ON THE COUCH AND WATCHING A MOVIE. WHAT ABOUT THAT MERITS A F* CKING FACEBOOK STATUS ?!
12. Screenshot of the random, out-of-the-blue whats up text you just received from the dillhole who ghosted you four months ago
Is this f* ckboy serious ?!? Stupid douche Were both clear on the fact that Im still texting him back though, right?
13. Screenshot of your exs profile image with his new girlfriend
EW. And WTFis this caption ?! BAE Watch <3?! who is she?!?
14. Screenshots of every single one of your ex’snew girlfriends profile pictures
She looks like a horse. And not in a cute, endearing, Julia Roberts way. She looks like a straight-up ugly horse.
15. Screenshots of creepy pick-up lines guys used on you on Tinder
How much would you pay me to message back this guy who said Sit on my face and askfor his number and address?
16. Screenshots of random texts you received from numbers you dont know because youre hoping maybe she knows who it is?!
Okay, so you DONT have 435-123-4567 in your contacts?!?WELL THEN HOW THE F DOES HE KNOW ME?!! HOW DOES SOMEONE KNOW ME AND NOT YOU!?
17. Screenshot of the d*ck pic he just sent you
Okay, zoom in, and tell me if you see the red spot on the middle of the left side of his shaft.
18. Screenshot of the nude she just snapped you
I think you have inverted nipples. This is not a drill. Go see a doctor.
19. Screenshot of the Happy Birthday” text you just received from your ex
WHO does he think he is just casually wishing me a happy birthday like that?! Like, oh yeah, sure, take a giant dump on my heart, mix it up in a pot so its like a dumped-heart soup, then splatter it across the wall — but still, you know, wish me a happy birthday .
What kind of sick humanis he?
20. Screenshot of the equivocal text you just received from the guy youve casually been hooking up with
Yes, Anne, I know it simply says heyy, but DID YOU LOOK AT THE TIME ?! Why did he send that at 3pm ?! Nobody sends a midday heyy unless hemean business. And by “business, ” I obviously mean he wants to marry me.
21. Screenshot of your middle school nemesiss weird haircut
Its almost mean to loathe her now that shes an insecure bitch AND so incredibly ugly.
22. Screenshot of an inspirational quote she found on Pinterest to send to help you get you through your current crisis
I don’t knowwhat to tell you. That sucks. But hey, look at this quote I procured for you on Pinterest!
23. Screenshot of the event your ex just invited you to on Facebook
Do you think this entails he wants to get back together? Or is he just trying to rub his new relationship in my face? We arent the types of exes who stay friends and hang” — he knows that. Wait, do you think he knows that?
24. Screenshots of the Yelp reviews of the two restaurants you are choosing between for dinner
Okay so Joes has four and a half starrings, but its three dollar signs, and Stephanies is only three and a half superstars but with one dollar sign What do you think?
25. Screenshots of Justin Biebers dick
He had to have JUST porked, right?
26. Screenshots of the Timehop memory that was far too ugly to publicly share
TBT to when you thought Christmas colorings for your bracings was a good call.
27. Screenshots of the Instagram photo your high school boyfriend only posted as an engagement announcement
Its OK. I was the best he ever had, right ?!
28. Screenshots of your dream ring
He could have never gotten me this eight-karat princess cut dreamsicle, anyway.
29. Screenshots of lately tagged pictures of the guy youve been hooking up with
WHO do you think that girl to his right is ?!
30. Screenshots of an embarrassing dialogue you shared years ago
This is so painful, but why cant I stop reading ?!