11 Days Blue Ivy’s Childhood Was So Much Better Than Yours( Photos)

5 months, 8 days ago

The day you accept Blue Ivy Carter is, and has traditionally been, better than you is the day you can start living YOUR best life.

Its unfair. The deck wasstacked against you. You werent born the daughter of a world icon and a formerpart owned of the Brooklyn Nets, and that sucks.

Of course, sure, we know we all cant be Blue Ivy. Its just not possible. There are like seven billion people in the world and merely one newborn Queen.

But, that doesnt attain the pill any easier to swallow.

Blue Ivys the most glamorous kid of all time. She has the attitude of North West, the fashion sense of Suri Cruise and the royalty status of Prince George of Cambridge.

Shes like the Megazord of great celebrity offspring. Its almost like she was constructed in a secret celebrity-breeding laboratory somewhere. You know what, if you think about it, she wholly was, and that laboratory was called Beyoncs Womb.

If you still think your childhood was as good as Blue Ivy’s, you should probably consider all these ways her life has been better than yours.

1. How’d those hand-me-downs work out for you, bud? Blue Ivyhasn’t even been taughtwhat hand-me-downs are yet.

2. Your family photos were turd nuggets compared to these gems.

3.* cough* How many Grammy Awards you won, brah?* coughing*

4. I’d LOVE to see what a picture of your mom and her friends having a girls’ night looks like.

5. Your face wasnt covered in bees.

6. Your squad wasn’t as good as Blue Ivy’s squad.

7. Your Halloween attires SUCKED.

8. Your dad was in charge of the Parent-Teacher Association; Blue Ivy’s dad is in charge of Roc Nation.

9. You wore prows; she wore CROWNS.


11. I would LOVE to see what your mommy looked like when she was pregnant with you.

All hail the baby Queen.

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